I have since come up with several names, but whatever.
Sometimes it can be so hard to tell if a boy has a crush on you, with all of their games and mixed signals and possible hellfire brewing within them. Boy crushes tend to look a lot like demonic possession, so here’s a simple quiz to help you determine if he really is into you (or just Lucifer!)
1. You catch him at his locker and ask him to hang out after school. He:
a) Says yes and offers to take you to the movies!
b) Says no, because he has other plans.
c) Vomits on you before contorting his body into a belly-up crawl, scurrying away on all fours!
2. You meet his gaze in the middle of geometry class and smile. He:
a) Smiles back and begins to write you a note!
b) Averts his gaze and goes back to work.
c) Briefly transforms for a moment into a cackling 10-foot long viper, with blood and slime oozing from beneath its scales.
3. You’re hanging out for the first time. He takes you:
a) To dinner and a romantic movie, which he pays for completely!
b) To his friend’s basketball game, where he barely talks to you.
c) In shackles to the flame-covered gates of Hell, which are made from the bones of everyone you’ve ever loved.
4. He asks you to slow-dance at homecoming. As you dance, he inches his face closer to yours, and:
a) Fully leans in for a kiss, which you accept!
b) Asks you if your friend Stacy would want to dance with him too.
c) Opens his mouth as the sounds of millions of hell-ridden lost souls scream to be saved, begging you for their lives back, from all parts of the world and different moments in time, and their screams, oh god their screams…
Mostly As: He’s so into you! Totally ask him out.
Mostly Bs: He’s just not that into you, but never say never!
Mostly Cs: You need to run.
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a fucking brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ
This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh
more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall
it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!